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10 days until the winter celebration (Wed, Dec 25, 2019 12:00 AM for 1 day).
59 days until Darwin Day (Wed, Feb 12, 2020 12:00 AM for 1 day). (future, more than 30 days)
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144 days until National Day of Reason (Thu, May 7, 2020 12:00 AM for 1 day). (future, more than 60 days)
193 days until Leon Day: samtsirhC yrrem (Thu, Jun 25, 2020 12:00 AM for 1 day). (future, more than 30 days)
202 days until Independence Day (US) (Sat, Jul 4, 2020 12:00 AM for 1 day). (future, more than 60 days)
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321 days until Halloween (Sat, Oct 31, 2020 5:00 PM for 5 hours). (future, more than 40 days)
322 days until Daylight Saving Time ends (US) (Sun, Nov 1, 2020 2:00 AM for 22 hours). (future, more than 60 days)
330 days until Carl Sagan Day (Mon, Nov 9, 2020 12:00 AM for 1 day). (future, more than 21 days)
347 days until Thanksgiving (Thu, Nov 26, 2020 12:00 PM for 12 hours). (future, more than 30 days)

Quotation: "Whoever would like to cherish such adders and puny devils -- who are the worst enemies of Christ and us all all -- to befriend them and to do them honour simply in order to be cheated, plundered, robbed, disgraced, and forced to howl and curse and suffer every kind of evil, to him I would commend the Jews. And if this is not enough, let him tell the Jews to use his mouth as a privy, or else crawl into the Jew's hind parts, and there worship the holy thing, so as afterwards to be able to boast of having been merciful, and of having helped the Devil and his progeny to blaspheme our dear Lord." [Martin Luther, "Hitler's Spiritual Ancestor" by Peter F. Weiner (1985, Gustav Broukal Press)]

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