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10:23 PM FX Tue, Feb 18, 2020
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19 days until Daylight Saving Time begins (US) (Sun, Mar 8, 2020 3:00 AM for 21 hours).
39 days until Earth Hour [approximate date and time] (Sat, Mar 28, 2020 8:30 PM for 1 hour). (future, more than 30 days)
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66 days until Arbor Day (Fri, Apr 24, 2020 12:00 AM for 1 day). (future, more than 30 days)
79 days until National Day of Reason (Thu, May 7, 2020 12:00 AM for 1 day). (future, more than 60 days)
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256 days until Halloween (Sat, Oct 31, 2020 5:00 PM for 5 hours). (future, more than 40 days)
257 days until Daylight Saving Time ends (US) (Sun, Nov 1, 2020 2:00 AM for 22 hours). (future, more than 60 days)
265 days until Carl Sagan Day (Mon, Nov 9, 2020 12:00 AM for 1 day). (future, more than 21 days)
282 days until Thanksgiving (Thu, Nov 26, 2020 12:00 PM for 12 hours). (future, more than 30 days)
311 days until the winter celebration (Fri, Dec 25, 2020 12:00 AM for 1 day). (future, more than 115 days)
360 days until Darwin Day (Fri, Feb 12, 2021 12:00 AM for 1 day). (future, more than 30 days)
362 days until Valentine's Day (Sun, Feb 14, 2021 12:00 AM for 1 day). (future, more than 50 days)

Quotation: "Their synagogues ... should be set on fire."

"Their homes should be broken down and destroyed. They ought to be put under one roof or in a stable, like Gypsies, in order that they may realize that they ... are ... but miserable captives."

"They should be deprived of their prayerbooks and Talmuds."

"Their rabbis must be forbidden under threat of death to teach any more." [Martin Luther]


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