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5 days until Easter (Sun, Apr 12, 2020 12:00 AM for 1 day).
17 days until Arbor Day (Fri, Apr 24, 2020 12:00 AM for 1 day).
30 days until National Day of Reason (Thu, May 7, 2020 12:00 AM for 1 day).
79 days until Leon Day: samtsirhC yrrem (Thu, Jun 25, 2020 12:00 AM for 1 day). (future, more than 30 days)
88 days until Independence Day (US) (Sat, Jul 4, 2020 12:00 AM for 1 day). (future, more than 60 days)
153 days until Labor Day (Mon, Sep 7, 2020 12:00 AM for 1 day). (future, more than 70 days)
207 days until Halloween (Sat, Oct 31, 2020 5:00 PM for 5 hours). (future, more than 40 days)
208 days until Daylight Saving Time ends (US) (Sun, Nov 1, 2020 2:00 AM for 22 hours). (future, more than 60 days)
216 days until Carl Sagan Day (Mon, Nov 9, 2020 12:00 AM for 1 day). (future, more than 21 days)
233 days until Thanksgiving (Thu, Nov 26, 2020 12:00 PM for 12 hours). (future, more than 30 days)
262 days until the winter celebration (Fri, Dec 25, 2020 12:00 AM for 1 day). (future, more than 115 days)
311 days until Darwin Day (Fri, Feb 12, 2021 12:00 AM for 1 day). (future, more than 30 days)
313 days until Valentine's Day (Sun, Feb 14, 2021 12:00 AM for 1 day). (future, more than 50 days)
341 days until Daylight Saving Time begins (US) (Sun, Mar 14, 2021 3:00 AM for 21 hours). (future, more than 60 days)
354 days until Earth Hour [approximate date and time] (Sat, Mar 27, 2021 8:30 PM for 1 hour). (future, more than 30 days)

Quotation: "If wisdom and diamonds grew on the same tree we could soon tell how much men loved wisdom." [Lemuel K. Washburn, _Is The Bible Worth Reading And Other Essays_, 1911]

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