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22 days until Daylight Saving Time begins (US) (Sunday March 11, 2018 3:00 AM for 21 hours).
43 days until Easter (Sunday April 1, 2018 12:00 AM for 1 day).
69 days until Arbor Day (Friday April 27, 2018 12:00 AM for 1 day). (future, more than 30 days)
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Quotation: "Evolution is both fact and theory. Creationism is neither."

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