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The current time is Mon, Sep 26, 2022 1:08 AM America/Chicago time flag of United States

36 days until Halloween (Mon, Oct 31, 2022 5:00 PM for 5 hours).
42 days until Daylight Saving Time ends (US) (Sun, Nov 6, 2022 2:00 AM for 22 hours).
90 days until the winter celebration (Sun, Dec 25, 2022 12:00 AM for 1 day).

Quotation: "All our knowledge begins with the senses, proceeds then to the understanding, and ends with reason. There is nothing higher than reason." -- Immanuel Kant

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