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19 days until the winter celebration (Sun, Dec 25, 2022 12:00 AM for 1 day).

Quotation: "As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on." [Woody Allen]

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I was almost normal once, but I got better.

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