3744 "Smash forehead on keyboard to continue."

642 "Christians, which i was until i reached the age of reason" - George Carlin

987 "Why has a religious turn of mind always a tendency to narrow and harden the heart?" -- Robert Burns

2433 "To hell with the U.S. Constitution." [Father Bernard Leeming, from America Magazine, 7/23/63]

1297 "The theistic hypothesis does not differentially explain specific phenomena in the way that successful scientific theories do: it does not explain why we have these phenomena rather than others." J.L. Mackie, The Miracle of Theism (New York: Oxford University Press), p. 138.

3106 "The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality." [George Bernard Shaw]

544 "Bug? That's not a bug, that's a random feature!"

2201 "The primary tool of science is skepticism, whose light shrivels unquestioning faith." [Mike Huben]

563 "Timeout Error. Operator fell asleep waiting for the system to boot."

2829 "God" as traditionally defined is a systematic contradiction of every valid metaphysical principle. The point is wider than just the Judeo- Christian concept of God. No argument will get you from this world to a supernatural world. No reason will lead you to a world contradicting this one. No method of inference will enable you to leap from existence to a "super-existence." [Leonard Peikoff, "The Philosophy of Objectivism"]

1887 Jesus loves the Ku Klux Klanners, Jesus loves the KKK, Pointy hats and flowing robes, Burning crosses, homophobes! Jesus loves the Klanners of the world!

2245 "Nothing can exceed the mendacity of the religious press. I have had some little experience with political editors, and am forced to say, that until I read the religious papers, I did not know what malicious and slimy falsehoods could be constructed from ordinary words. The ingenuity with which the real and apparent meaning can be tortured out of language is simply amazing. The average religious editor is intolerant and insolent... and always accounts for the brave and generous actions of unbelievers by low, base, and unworthy motives." ["The Ghosts", Ingersoll's Works, Vol. 1, p.260]

962 "Why would I give a rat's ass about you? I let my only son die on a cross!!!" - God

939 "This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration. Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!" -- Adolph Hitler 1935

3675 "Faith-based knowledge is like reqular knowledge, but without the knowledge."

903 "The right to be left alone is the most comprehensive of rights and the right most valued by civilized men" - Supreme Court Justice- Louis Brandeis

3299 "Article I Section 16 FREE EXERCISE OF RELIGION; NO ESTABLISHMENT OF RELIGION. That religion or the duty which we owe to our creator, and the manner of discharging it, can be directed only by reason and conviction, not be force or violence; and therefore, all men are equally entitled to the free exercise of religion according to the dictates of conscience; and that it is the mutual duty of all to practice Christian forbearance, love, and charity towards each other. No man shall be compelled to frequent or support any religious worship, place or ministry whatsoever, nor shall be enforced, restrained, molested, or burdened in his body or goods, nor shall otherwise suffer on account of his argument to maintain their opinions in matters of religion, and the same shall in nowise diminish, enlarge, or effect their civil capacities. And the General Assembly shall not prescribe any religious test whatever, or confer any particular privileges or advantages on any sect or denomination, or pass any law requiring or authorizing any religious society, or the people of any district within this Commonwealth, to levy on themselves or other, any tax for the erection or repair of any house of public worship, or for the support of any church or ministry, but it shall be left free to every person to select his religious instructor, and to make for his support such a private contract as he shall please." [Current Constitution of the Commonwealth of Virginia]

791 "Dear God, let us pummel the other team into oblivion. Let us rub their faces in the dirt and dance upon their lifeless corpses, holding our spears aloft. In Jesus' Name, amen."

2965 "William James used to preach the 'will to believe.' For my part, I should wish to preach the 'will to doubt.' ... What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out, which is the exact opposite." [Bertrand Russell, _Skeptical_Essays_, 1928]

267 "This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religions in it." -- JOHN ADAMS