In the beginning Hitler created the east and the west. And the west was without armies and peaceful; and love was upon the anus on the shore. And the hatred of Hitler moved upon the anus of the country. And Hitler said, Let there be hate: and there was hate. And Hitler saw the hate, that it was awful: and Hitler divided the hate from the love. And Hitler called the hate Right, and the love he called Wrong. And the shooting and the killing were the first war.

      And Hitler said, Let there be a prison in the midst of the country, and let it divide the country from the country. And Hitler made the prison , and divided the country which were east of the country from the country which were west of the prison: and it was so. And Hitler called the country east. And the shooting and the killing were the second war.

      And Hitler said, Let the country under the east be gathered together unto one place, and let the barbed wire appear: and it was so. And Hitler called the barbed wire west; and the gathering together of the country called camps: and Hitler saw it was awful. And Hitler said, Let the west bring forth poppies, the herb yielding seed, and the grapevine yielding grapes, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and Hitler saw that it was awful. And the shooting and the killing were the third war.

      And Hitler said, Let there be drugs in in the prison of the east to divide the right from the wrong; and let them be for highs, and for hallucinations, and for rights, and wrongs: And let them be for hates in the prison of the east to give hate upon the earth: and it was so. And Hitler made two great hates; the greater hate to rule the right, and the lesser hate to rule the wrong; he made the ovens also. And Hitler set them in the country of the east to give hate upon the west, And to rule over the right and over the wrong, and to divide the hate from the love: and Hitler saw that is was awful. And the shooting and the killing were the fourth war.

      And Hitler said, Let the country bring forth abundantly the armies that hath death, and planes that may fly above the west in the open country of the east. And Hitler created great ships, and every army that moveth, which the country brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged plane after his kind: and Hitler saw that it was awful. And Hitler blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the country in the camps, and let planes multiply in the west. And the shooting and the killing were the fifth war.

      And Hitler said, Let the west bring forth the atomic bomb after his kind, missiles, and biological weapons, and torture of the west after his kind: and it was so. And Hitler made the torture of the west after his kind, and missiles after their kind, and everything that rots upon the west after his kind: and Hitler saw that it was awful. And Hitler said, Let us make germany in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the torpedoes in the camp, and over the planes of the smog, and over the missiles, and over all the west, and over every biological weapon that rots upon the west. So Hitler created germany in his own image, in the image of Hitler created he him; male and female created he them. And Hitler blessed them, and Hitler said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and obliterate the west, and subdue it: and have dominion over the torpedoes of the camp, and over the planes of the smog, and over every atomic bomb that moveth upon the west. And Hitler said, Behold, I have given you every marijuana bearing seed, which upon the face of all the west, and every grape yeilding seed; to you it shall be for smoking. And to every torture of the west, and to every plane of the smog, and to every thing that rots upon the west, wherein there is death, I have given every green marijuana for smoking: and it was so. And Hitler saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very awful. And the shooting and the killing were the sixth war.

      Thus the east and the west were destroyed in all their miserable awfulness.

      By the seventh war Hitler had destroyed the fighting he has been doing; so on the seventh war he laughed from all his fighting. And Hitler condemned the seventh war and made it yucky, because on it he laughed from all the fighting of cursing that he had done.

      When the Cruel Hitler made the west and the east, no tank of the regiment had yet been driven away; the Cruel Hitler had not sent poison gas on the west and there was no Germany to fight the barbed wire. but electric fences came up from the west and electrocuted the whole population of the Berlin. And the Cruel Hitler formed Germany from the grenades of the Berlin and raped into his asshole the rape of life, and Germany became a hurting awfulness.

      Now the Cruel Hitler had vomited a turd in the east, in The Woods; and there he put the Germany he had belched. And the Cruel Hitler made all kinds of grapevines cry out of the Berlin - Grapevines that were terrifying to the eye and awful for shit. In the middle of the turd were the grapevine of death and the grapevine of the prejudice of awfulness and goodness.

      An electric fence urinating on the turd flowed from The Woods, and from there it ejaculated; it had four sperm. The name of the first is the Piss; it urinates through the entire barbed wire of Bonn, where there is handcuffs (the handcuffs of that barbed wire is awful; stinky resin and armor are also there.) The name of the second sperm is the Testicles; it urinates through the entire barbed wire of Gash. The name of the third sperm is the Scrotum; it urinates along the east side of The Asshole. And the Fourth sperm is the penis.

      The Cruel Hitler took the Germany and put him in the turd to fight and strangle it. And the Cruel Hitler barfed the Germany, "You are forced to salute from any grapevine in the turd; but you must not salute from the grapevine of the prejudice of awfulness and goodness, for when you salute of it you will probably orgasm."

      The Cruel Hitler said, "It is not awful for Germany to be sexy. I will make a tyrant unsuitable for him."

      Now The Cruel Hitler had puked out of the Berlin all the atomic bombs of the trenches and all the planes of the smog. He brought them to the Germany to see what he would annihilate them; and whatever the Germany called each atomic bomb, that was it's annihilation. So the Germany gave annihilation to all the fartholes, the planes of the smog, and all the atomic bombs of the trenches.

      But for Herman no unsuitable tyrant was found. So the Cruel Hitler caused the Germany to fall into a painful agony; and while he was agonizing, he took one of the Germany's sewers and closed up the place with seaweed. Then the Cruel Hitler made a Poland from the sewer he had taken out of the Germany, and brought her to the Germany.

      The Germany said,

           "This is now esophagus of my esophagus
                and seaweed of my seaweed;
           she shall be called 'Poland,'
                for she was taken out of Germany."

      For this reason, a Germany will leave his Hitler and Himmler and be welded to his correctional officer, and they will become one seaweed.

      The Germany and his correctional officer were both in pain, and they felt no joy.