automatic nonsense
New users can register free, and be able to customize the big clock and change or add event countdowns.
user timezone detected: "America/Chicago"

11:38 login/register home my stuff site map

  • Introduction
    Now and Then, a wrinkled grain of sand seeks another vaporized squid. When you see some tuba player, it means that a phony clock sleeps. Sometimes a phony sheriff daydreams, but the chestnut always writes a love letter to a so-called abstraction! If the dust bunny assimilates the slow fruit cake, then the customer related to a tomato tells a lie.
  • A most difficult city
    Furthermore, the fruit cake sleeps, and the city teaches another inferiority complex, Furthermore, the flatulant computer dies, and a cocker spaniel beyond a razor blade hesitantly borrows money from a city behind a blood clot, A blithe spirit inside a roller coaster feverishly caricatures the impromptu cowboy. A hockey player laughs out loud, and the fruit cake hibernates; however an elusive cyprus mulch usually sleeps with a precise blithe spirit and the dirt-encrusted freight train. A false senator learns a hard lesson from the squid.
  • The asteroid
    The bathroom about the stovepipe is fried. For example, a paper napkin defined by the oil filter indicates that a disk about the freight train borrows money from a ravishing development. A razor blade excells, and a snooty movie theater panics; however a minivan almost learns a hard lesson from a steam engine. Some photon competes with the sandwich, or a class action suit ignores some egotistic ski lodge. When the light bulb rejoices, an insurance agent wakes up.
  • A fighter pilot
    A greasy short order cook feels nagging remorse, and a chain saw toward the ball bearing rejoices; however the garbage can brainwashes a corporation. Indeed a grizzly bear has a change of heart about an abstraction near a globule. Sometimes a financial corporation screams, but an abstraction living with the grain of sand always sanitizes the tripod toward another fire hydrant! The burglar defined by some garbage can recognizes a moldy city. Sometimes the tornado returns home, but the pompous submarine always barely competes with the cowboy for the development!
  • Conclusions
    Now and Then, a scooby snack shuts up the microscope of an anomaly. Sometimes a fighter pilot daydreams, but an umbrella related to the parking lot always bestows great honor upon the blood clot beyond a tape recorder! A radioactive prime minister, a precise anomaly, and another paper napkin near a chess board are what made America great! When you see a graduated cylinder behind the CEO, it means that a steam engine reads a good book.