God's Questionaire
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1. Are you a Christian?
Yes, a true Christian, and I'm sending a contribution (minimum $1000) for whatever God wants
Yes, but not perfect, Take my $300 for my do-it-yourself brainwashing kit
No, but I may be interested, register me for the "scared faithful" program, entry fee $500
No, you'll need to have a prayer service at my house (Cost: $800 plus expenses)
I'm not answering this, send me to Hell immediately

2. Amount of my money I want God to have:

3. Comments:

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